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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

fruity tuty

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little "whoops" and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Good looking as well as cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's.
He politely greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit when I tell you the price."

source- barb rykiss

2 comments:

Barb Fan Club West Coast Chapter (Eastern Satellite Office) said...

HAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

THANKS QUINNY!!! LOVE YA
BARB

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